The Italian Way

The Italian way
One daya I’ ma go to Detroit to a biga hotel ... Ine morning I’ ma go down to eata the breakfast . I tella the waitress I wanna two piss’s toast . She bring me only one a piss . I tell her I wanna two piss’s, She say to go to the toilet . I say you not understan, I wanna two piss on my plate . She say you better not piss on your plate, you sonnema bitch . Later I’ ma go to eta at biga restaurant . The waitress brings me spoon and knife but no fock . I tell her I wanna fock, She say everybody wanna fock . I tell her you not understan, I tell her I wanna fock on a table, you sonnema bitch . So I’ ma go back in my room in my hotel, and there’s no shit ona my bed . I calla the manager and tell him I wanna shit ona my bed . He tell me to go to the toilet . I say you not understan, I say again, I wanna shit ona my bed . He say you better not shit ona the bed, you sonnema bitch . So I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say “ Peace on you ” . So I say “ Piss on you “ too, you sonnema bitch . I’ ma go back to Italy .